j2annon:

alyossan:

I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace.

I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass as hell. Getting attacked by some dude? I DON’T THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER

#I want one that can fit in my purse

(via griefdustbitterlongings)

jaceslittlegirl:

TMI is cool because there’s a plot twist but then there’s a plot twist

(via linetteherondale)

(Source: mysydneysage, via the-manila-institute)

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

(Source: whitestgirluknow, via randomness-is-epic)

bibliophilismiscool:

EVERYTIME

carelessly-dreaming-4life:

thus the cause of my chronic insomnia #books #bibliophile #insomniac

(Source: jordiexx-wattpad)

(Source: owloffluff)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via a-broken-clockwork-heart)